how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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There is a video. There is a video! THERE IS A VIDEO OF MY NOW ALL TIME FAVORITE SCENE!!! I CAN DIE HAPPILY <3
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if you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch doctor who
you also should watch sherlock
supernatural toooo-oooo
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dear doctor who fandom
we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying
we’re here for you
with love, the supernatural fandom
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| Me: | Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much. |
| Friend: | I don't even know how to respond to that. |